INTRO: G5 , B5 , C5 , D5 - C5 - E5 - A5 - G..... G5 I've got a kid B5 His name is Scott C5 He's goin' blind D5 C5 E5 - A5 E5 And his blood just will not clot C5 E5 The doctors line in rows To stick tubes up Scotty's nose G5 There is the field B5 C5 Where Scotty used to play D5 C5 E5 - A5 - E5 Until Ortho Orange Number 42 C5 G5 Was dumped in it one day 0~D-(D5 - D5 ) I think it's so funny I laugh until I cry D5 - D5 G5 E5 Just me and God C5 D5 Watchin' Scotty die E5 C5 G5 C5 E5 C5 Just me and God~~~~~~~~~~~~~ G5 B5 C5 Watchin' Scotty die. D5 - C5 - E5 - A5 - E5 G5 B5 The chemical plant across the street C5 D5 E5 Leaves off steam that colours our white sheets C5 G5 It's been happening for years D5 E5 D5 C5 Now I'm crying rainbow tears G5 B5 One day my dog went out to play C5 D5 E5 Instead of grey he came back coloured yellow C5 E5 The chemical men said stay mellow C5 G5 It happens all the time E5 Now Scotty's skin is lime 0~D-( D5 - D5 ) I think it's so funny I laugh until I cry D5 - D5 G5 E5 Just me and God C5 D5 Watchin' Scotty die E5 C5 G5 C5 E5 C5 Just me and God~~~~~~~~~~~~~ G5 B5 C5 Watchin' Scotty die. D5 - C5 - E5 - A5 - E5