F                    Dm7 
What do you get when you fall in love? 
   Bb 
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble 
Am7                     D11        D7 
That's what you get for all your troubble 
Gm7                     C7 Bb7 F 
I'll never fall in love again  
Bb7M   C7                   F 
I'll   never fall in love again 
F                        Dm7 
What do you get when you kiss a girl 
    Bb 
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia 
Am7                  D11    D7 
After you do, she'll never phone ya 
Gm7                      C7 Bb7 F 
I'll never fall in love again  
Bb7M   C7                                F 
I'll          never fall in love again 
 F                       C11   F 
Don't tell me what it's all about 
        C11                     F 
'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm not 
 Am 
Out of those chains those chains that bind you 
 G7              C7 
That is why I'm here to remind you 
 F                        Dm7 
What do you get when you fall in love? 
       Bb 
You only get lies and pain and sorrow 
Am7               D11    D7 
So far at least until tomorrow 
Gm7                          C7  Bb7  F 
I'll never fall in love a-  gain  
Bb7M  C7               C11 C7(b9)    F 
I'll        never fall in love a-     gain