Intro: Em D/F# G Em Em D/F# G C D/F# G Em C D Em C B Well this is my back yard - my back gate Em C B I hate to start my parties late Em C B Here's the party cart - ain't that great? C D That ain't the best part baby - just wait Em C D That a genuine weathervane - it moves with the breeze Em C Portable hammock baby - who needs trees D G Em G Em D/E Em It's casual entertaining - we aim to please D G Em At my parties C D Em D C B Check out the shingles - it's brand new Em Am B Excuse me while I mingle - hi, how are you Em D C B Hey everybody - let me give you a toast C D This one's for me - the host with the most Em D C B Em C B Em D C B C D C D Em D C B It's getting a trifle colder - step inside my home Em Am B That's a brass toilet tissue holder with its own telephone Em D C B That's a musical doorbell - it don't ring, I ain't kiddin' C D It plays america the beautiful and tie a yellow ribbon Em D C B Boy, this punch is a trip - it's o.k. in my book Em Am B Here, take a sip - maybe a little heavy on the fruit Em D C B Ah, here comes the dip - you may kiss the cook C D Let me show you honey - it's easy - look Em D C B You take a fork and spike 'em - say, did you try these? Em C D So glad you like 'em - the secret's in the cheese G Em D/E Em It's casual entertaining - we aim to please C D G Em At my parties Em D C B Now don't talk to me about the polar bear Em Am B Don't talk to me about the ozone layer Em Ain't much of anything these days, even the air C D They're running out of rhinos - what do I care? Em Let's hear it for the dolphin - let's hear it for the trees C D Ain't running out of nothing in my deep freeze G Em D/E Em It's casual entertaining - we aim to please C D G Em At my parties C D G (do what you please)