Intro: F5 A5 Bb5 x2

(Verse 1)
       F5                                     A5                       Bb5
The Getaway Grandmother's Club is takin' a trip (to Branson)
F5                              A5                                        Bb5
Never been there before but they seen Youtube clips (World wide web) 
F5                     A5                              Bb5
My uncle Jerry says they're taking a bus (Greyhound)
F5                                         A5                        Bb5
But they'll be taking some shrooms so they ain't taking us

(Chorus)
                                     F5
They'll be shroomin in Branson
               D5                            C5
Taking a trip through the Galaxy
             Bb5                      A5
But it's not for you and me
                    G5
It's for the grandmas

(Verse 2)
        F5                                    A5                          Bb5
The Getaway Grandmother's Club is renting a suite (Red Roof)
F5                                        A5                                             Bb5
Don't need no breakfast buffets, they got mushrooms to eat (Caps and Stems)
F5                          A5                                               Bb5
Their pupils get wide while they're playing them slots (Mind melt)
F5                         A5                      Bb5
And they won't call it a night until 7pm

(Chorus) x2
                                     F5
They'll be shroomin in Branson
               D5                            C5
Taking a trip through the Galaxy
             Bb5                      A5
But it's not for you and me
                    G5
It's for the grandmas



(Refrain)
Eb5                       Bb5       G5                                               Bb5
All the lights be dancing' (When your shroomin' in Branson) x3
              Eb5
And the toads
F#5
Toads
A5
woah

(Chorus) x2, up an octave 
                                     F5
They'll be shroomin in Branson
               D5                            C5
Taking a trip through the Galaxy
             Bb5                      A5
But it's not for you and me
              
It's for 
        G5 (let ring)
the grandmas
                                                                              F5
I heard they bought the shrooms from my cousin Keith