CAPO 2 Intro: Am/ G/ F/// C/// Am/// G/// F C Which ones the birthday boy? Am G she said I ain't got all night What'd your mama name you? You can call me what you like Every skinny mystery gotta make it hard somehow Sit your narrow ass down hot shot I'll solve yours right now You got a girlfriend don't you boy? Nervous hands cant lie Married men don't ask how much, single ones ain't buying One day you got everything, next day it's all broke Let miss Trixie sit up front Let her wipe your nose(HOLD G FOR 2 BARS) F4 F Working for the money like you got eight hands C G Flat on your back under a mean old man F4 F C just thinking happy thoughts and breathing deep Dm Am G Between your mama's drive and daddy's belt F C Am G It don't take smarts to learn to tune out what hurts more than helps The pretty girls from the smallest towns get remembered like storms and droughts that old men talk about for years to come I guess that's why they give us names F C Am so a few old men can say they so us rain G Am G when we were young Which ones the birthday boy? she said I aint got all night What'd your mama name you? You can call me what you like