CAPO 2 Intro: A/ G/ F/ C/ A/ G/ F5 C5 Which ones the birthday boy? A5 G5 she said I ain't got all night What'd your mama name you? You can call me what you like Every skinny mystery gotta make it hard somehow Sit your narrow ass down hot shot I'll solve yours right now You got a girlfriend don't you boy? Nervous hands cant lie Married men don't ask how much, single ones ain't buying One day you got everything, next day it's all broke Let miss Trixie sit up front Let her wipe your nose(HOLD G FOR 2 BARS) F5 F5 Working for the money like you got eight hands C5 G5 Flat on your back under a mean old man F5 F5 C5 just thinking happy thoughts and breathing deep D5 A5 G5 Between your mama's drive and daddy's belt F5 C5 A5 G5 It don't take smarts to learn to tune out what hurts more than helps The pretty girls from the smallest towns get remembered like storms and droughts that old men talk about for years to come I guess that's why they give us names F5 C5 A5 so a few old men can say they so us rain G5 A5 G5 when we were young Which ones the birthday boy? she said I aint got all night What'd your mama name you? You can call me what you like