Intro E...F#m...E...Abm...A9...B...E Verse E I'm not too good with numbers F#m E Abm I just count on knowing when I am high enough A9 A mule with only two legs counting steps B E Abm towards dangling carrots; don't add up Chorus A9 I think about you when I can B C#m C#m And even sometimes when I can't, I do A9 Once the driver knows you got good B E sense, he takes away the carrots, too Interlude E...F#m...E...Abm...A9...B...E Verse E Getting all excited F#m E Abm Finding nothing that was never there before A9 Is like bringing flowers to your mama B E Abm And tracking dog shit all over the floor Chorus A9 Jesus made the flowers, but it took the B C#m C#m dog to make the story good A9 I think about you when I can B E And sometimes when I don't, I probably should Interlude F#m...Abm...C#m...C#m (2x) Verse E Tending bar in L.A. F#m E Abm After dark, must be like mining cartoon gold A9 Rocks that won?t cooperate and B E Abm tools will drive you crazy, must get old Chorus A9 I think about you when I can B C#m C#m And sometimes when I do, I still get caught A9 Sitting in a bar in LA B A9 After dark with my sunglasses on Outro E...F#m...E...Abm...A9...B...E