Intro: C5 , G5 G5 D5 C5 G5 My Mama told me, your life is such a wreck C5 G5 Your dumber than dogshit is what my Daddy said C5 G5 C5 I was just thirteen when they showed me the door G5 D5 C5 G5 I keep their picture but don't look at it no more G5 D5 C5 G5 My first wife told me, you need to get a life C5 G5 My third wife told me to get another wife C5 G5 C5 I brought a bottle and the van's parked right outside the door G5 D5 C5 G5 So come on darling, if you want to be number 4 C5 G5 Sometimes I feel like shit C5 D5 Sometimes it ain't half of it C5 G5 C5 Sometimes I'm so high I'm scared to go to sleep G5 D5 C5 G5 Sometimes I'm lower than the company I keep G5 D5 C5 G5 Ain't held down no job since 1984 C5 G5 I get by holding up convenience stores C5 G5 C5 I get by on liquor, guns and luck G5 D5 C5 G5 But I'm scared to death which one might run out first G5 D5 C5 G5 I seen my past in everything that I despise C5 G5 I've seen my future and I'm scared to close my eyes C5 G5 C5 Is that my ghost that I see in my fears C5 D5 G5 C5 Or just my reflection in my Mama's tears