Intro
 
   F5      C5     G5                F5      C5     G5
E | --------- | -------------- | ---------------- | -------------- | ------------- | 
B | --------- | -------------- | ---------------- | -------------- | ------------- | 
G | --------- | -------------- | -0---0---------- | -------------- | -0-0-0-0-0--- | 
D | -3-2-0--- | -3---3--2---2- | -0---0--3-2-0--- | -3---3--2---2- | -0-0-0-0-0--- | 
A | -------3- | -3---3--3---3- | -2---2--------3- | -3---3--3---3- | -2-2-2-2-2--- | 
E | --------- | -1---1--0---0- | -3---3---------- | -1---1--0---0- | -3-3-3-3-3--- | 

Verse
            C5          G5                 C5              G5        
Turned down three crap jobs, now they're cutting off my money G | -4-5-5--5--5-4- | -4--4-5-7-5-4-- | 
                                                D | -5-5-5--5--5-5- | -5--5-5-5-5-5-- | 
         C5             G5                 C5                G5       riff 2
And they only say they do it 'cause they know what's best for me
        C5           G5             C5           G5        riff 2
Mum and Dad wanting me to sell my brains to a factory
        C5        G5               C5              G5           riff 2
Well it feels so good, all these people looking out for me

Bridge
            F5             C5          G5         A5
Now they're getting on my back because they know best
    F5          C5         G5            A5
But I know I'm better than settling for less

Chorus
        riff 1          F5      C5  G5
They're killing me with kindness again
riff 1    F5          C5    A5
Everybody says they're your friend
        riff 1          F5      C5  G5
They're killing me with kindness again
riff 1 F5          C5    A5 G5 F5
Everybody says they're your friend

A5 G5 F5
Friend

Verse
I've got a box full of reject letters worded carefully
Tearing out my heart with a smile and a handshake
They don't have the faith I can learn to make a milkshake
As they tear down the park and build a fast food earthquake

Bridge
I couldn't stop laughing as the businessman stood
Telling us progress could only do good

Chorus

Middle
NC5                           F5   A5  G5
You can kill with a handshake
NC5                       F5   A5  G5
Or a pen and dotted line
NC5                      F5   A5  G5
Or a kick in the balls
                          F5   A5  G5
If it's at the right time
    riff 3 (see below)
And I know people
         riff 3
Who will stab you in the back
    riff 3
And pregnant schoolgirls
               riff 3
Who give their Dad a heart attack

Bridge
       F5                   C5        G5       A5
But if something's killing me it's my lack of meaning
F5           C5           G5              A5
Everybody's smiling but I don't have any feelings
    F5            C5       G5          A5
I'm not breaking down on account of executive
Bb5
Stress

Chorus x3 fade out 3rd time

   riff 3
e | ----------------------- | ------------------------ | 
B | ----------------------- | ------------------------ | 
G | ----------------------- | --------5--------------- | 
D | --------5----3----5---- | --3--5-------7--7--5---- | 
A | --3--5----------------- | -------------7--7--5---- | 
E | ----------------------- | -------------5--5--3---- |