Tom: E5
 
E5
When Sunday morning dandruff turns out to be confetti
                                                              D5
And the cost of living in sin would make a poor man out of Paul Getty
E5
The girl in your dreams would have you up on an under age charge
                                                D5   E5
And the man of the moment is the lifer at large

Chorus:
A5                                F#5
If you've got something to hide, if you've got something to sell
D5                              E5
If you've got somebody's pride she might kiss and tell
A5                 F#5                  G5          E5
Or wind up with a fight fan in the Hammersmith Hotel
           C5                      A5
You better speak up now if you want your piece
           D5
You better speak up now
         G5
It won't mean a thing later
F5                     G5                      C5
Yesterday's news is tomorrow's fish and chip paper
E5
Your girl says she's leaving and this time she really means it
E5
You can just look at the pictures, you don't actually have to read it
D5                         
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
E5
There's a man in the launderette and he's looking through your underwear for clues
D5
And the milkman is working through the News of the Screws
E5
He says...
**Chorus