Intro: G F D repeat D I believe that gas is too damn high Ain't nothin' more American than Mama's apple pie D I believe in love, I believe in peace But I don't believe we'll ever see it in the Middle East G I believe the Bible is cold hard fact C G And I believe that Jesus is coming back D Before she does D I believe the Sabbath is the day of rest The tax man and the devil share the same address D I believe don't start if you're gonna quit I believe in keeping your mouth shut, and carry a big stick G I believe dogs are better than cats C G And I believe that Jesus is coming back D Before she does A G D C G There's absolutely positively no doubt in my mind A That O.J. did it - Lee Harvey didn't G A And she's really gone this time D I believe that cold cold beer Tastes better on a barstool than it does anywhere D I believe hard work really makes the man But everyone should wet a line every now and then G I believe it's best to pay with cash C G And I believe that Jesus is coming back D Before she does Repeat Chorus D I believe she was a real good thing Can you believe I let a girl like that get away G I believe she meant it the night she packed C G And said that Jesus is coming back D Before she does Before she does D