Intro: G5 F5 D5  repeat 

               D5
I believe that gas is too damn high
 
Ain't nothin' more American than Mama's apple pie 
             D5
I believe in love, I believe in peace
 
But I don't believe we'll ever see it in the Middle East 
              G5
I believe the Bible is cold hard fact
                   C5               G5 
And I believe that Jesus is coming back 
                D5
Before she does  
              D5
I believe the Sabbath is the day of rest
 
The tax man and the devil share the same address 
                D5
I believe don't start if you're gonna quit
 
I believe in keeping your mouth shut, and carry a big stick 
    G5
I believe dogs are better than cats
                   C5               G5 
And I believe that Jesus is coming back
                D5 
Before she does  
                 A5                     G5              D5    C5  G5
        There's absolutely positively no doubt in my mind
              A5 
        That O.J. did it - Lee Harvey didn't 
             G5                      A5
        And she's really gone this time 
               D5
I believe that cold cold beer
 
Tastes better on a barstool than it does anywhere 
               D5
I believe hard work really makes the man
 
But everyone should wet a line every now and then 
               G5
I believe it's best to pay with cash
                   C5               G5 
And I believe that Jesus is coming back 
                D5
Before she does  

Repeat Chorus 
              D5
I believe she was a real good thing
 
Can you believe I let a girl like that get away 
          G5
I believe she meant it the night she packed
              C5               G5 
And said that Jesus is coming back
           D5 
Before she does
 
Before she does 
D5