The Main riff is a muted G to C Verse 1: G5 - C5 One fine day near the end of the tax year C5 Mr Richards was gripped by a new fear D5 A5 C5 D5 G5 - C5 Who would be at his retirement party Verse 2: G5 - C5 And though he still had years to go before he C5 Slipped over the edge of the workforce D5 A5 C5 D5 G5 - C5 The question remained and in his wake there came an army Chorus: E5 C5 G5 D5 What price creature comforts, what is this life really all about? E5 C5 G5 D5 He drew a line between work and living, and work was winning out E5 C5 G5 D5 And he worked for half his life, to spend the end just feeling tired out E5 C5 (Back to main riff) G5 - C5 That's when his roof caved in Verse 3: G5 - C5 And so he made a list of all the people he worked with C5 And cut it down to the ones he got on with D5 A5 C5 D5 G5 - C5 Paired each one off with the decade of his career Verse 4: G5 - C5 And then he thought of all his friends from back home C5 The crazies, the ladies, the lovers he'd known D5 A5 C5 D5 G5 - C5 And then he looked around his office and wondered why he was still here Chorus: E5 C5 G5 D5 What price creature comforts, what is this life really all about? E5 C5 G5 D5 He drew a line between work and living, and work was winning out E5 C5 G5 D5 And he worked for half his life, to spend the end just feeling tired out E5 G5 That's when he realised that he scrimped and saved all his precious days F5 So he could buy icers and microwaves E5 D5 C5 And he only looks forward to his holidays That's when his roof caved in. Bridge: D5 E5 A5 C5 C5 And it would be nice to have holiday homes and healthy bank statements and A5 D5 fat little kids, D5 E5 A5 C5 C5 And I guess you can be happy to dream all your dreams as camcorder records A5 D5 of the things that you did, D5 E5 A5 C5 C5 But as soon as your sleeping does it really matter what mattress you happen A5 D5 to be sleeping on? D5 E5 F(Let Ring) As long as your living and your having fun; he always laughed at the C(Let Ring) G5 - C5 drop-outs, that he could never live that way. F5 F5 E5 But the truth is Mr Richards was a coward, he was afraid. Instrumental Break. E5 C5 G5 D5 E5 C5 G5 G5 F5 F5 G5 E5 C5 Final Verse: C5 - G5 Mr Richards decided on the very next morning C5 To make his life and work the same thing D5 A5 C5 D5 G5 Cleared he desk, he hit the road and he never retired.