B * C7M F7M
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 C7M  F7M  C7M  Am  D

 C7M        B *
the tavern's open again
     F7M                     Dm       G        C7M
the line-up who light up will surely decide the fate
            B *
of these incorrigibles
      F7M                Dm         G     F
who plaster their messages up on the interstate

 Fm             C7M  Am  F
when she turns 50
 Fm          Am   D
i might be dead

 C7M       B *
but acting happy again
    F7M                   Dm         G       C7M
go singing his songs about rush-hour traffic jams
           B *
when the vodka kicks in
   F7M 
a night at the rockies
 Dm         G        F
digging in for the slam

 Fm            C7M  Am  F
when she turn 50
 Fm             Am   D  Dm
i'll bake the bread
 Em             C7M
i'll bake the bread