A                                    D
WE''VE BEEN DATIN SINCE HIGH SCHOOL WE NEVER ONCE LEFT THIS

TOWN
             A                               D   D7
WE USE TO GO OUT ON THE WEEKENDS AND WE''D DRINK TIL WE 

DROWNED
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BUT NOW SHES ACTING FUNNY AND I DONT UNDERSTAND
                  A                    D
I THINK THAT SHES FOUND HER SOME OTHER MAN


CHORUS:
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SHE LEFT ME FOR JESUS AND THAT JUST AINT FAIR
                  A                    D
SHE SAYS THAT HES PERFECT HOW COULD I COMPARE
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SHE SAYS I SHOULD FIND HIM AND ILL KNOW PEACE AT LAST
               A                   D
IF I EVER FIND JESUS IM KICKIN HIS ASS


SHE SHOWED ME A PICTURE ALL I COULD DO WAS STARE
AT THAT FREAK IN HIS SANDALS WITH HIS LONG PRETTY HAIR
THEY MUST THINK THAT IM STUPID OR I DONT HAVE A CLUE
ILL BET HES A COMMIE OR EVER WORSE YET A JEW

REPEAT CHORUS

SOLO

SHES GIVEN UP WHISKEY AND AH TAKIN UP WINE
WHILE SHE PRAYS FOR HIS TROUBLES SHES FORGOT ABOUT MINE
IM A GONNA GET EVEN I CANT HANDLE THE SHAME
WHY LAST TIME WE MADE LOVE SHE EVEN CALLED OUT HIS NAME

REPEAT CHORUS

IT COULDA BEEN CARLOS OR EVEN BILLY ORTEZ
BUT IF I EVER FIND JESUS
HES GONNA WISH HE WAS DEAD
AMEN