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C                  G
Slowest romance in rock 'n roll

C                         G
The sound of hipsters growin' old

D                    C
We cuddle before we fuck

D                      C   Em    Am
Discouraged but we're not givin' up




C                           G
I take a look at what might be

C                          G
A million girls lookin' at me

D                                    C
They want the doctor but can't be the nurse

D                             C  Em  Am
Leavin' like a kissing booth in reverse




C                                 G
I'm boring and you're puttin' on weight

C                      G
We'll peak when we are 28

D                  C
A year for me and five in your past

D              C     Em   Am
But I feel it comin' on fast




C                          G
I'm glad we made it out alive

C          G
Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh

C          G
Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh

D           C
Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh

D        C  Em  Am
Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh




C                  G
I've an ex that's for sure

C                   G
I gave my youth to her

D                     C
I started late but so whut!

D                   C    Em   Am
Number of lovers is not how I judge




C                       G
Promise not to talk to much

C                                    G
You made me promise we'll keep goin' dutch

D                     C
I only see you once a week

D                                C    Em   Am
But it's better than now or a kiss on the cheek




C               G
So take me as I am

C                   G
I'm too tired to pretend

D                        C
And I'll take you as you are

D                          C  Em   Am
'cause I'm dyin' to know just how far......