********Tabbed by syphaxe******** C5 G5 Slowest romance in rock 'n roll C5 G5 The sound of hipsters growin' old D5 C5 We cuddle before we fuck D5 C5 E5 A5 Discouraged but we're not givin' up C5 G5 I take a look at what might be C5 G5 A million girls lookin' at me D5 C5 They want the doctor but can't be the nurse D5 C5 E5 A5 Leavin' like a kissing booth in reverse C5 G5 I'm boring and you're puttin' on weight C5 G5 We'll peak when we are 28 D5 C5 A year for me and five in your past D5 C5 E5 A5 But I feel it comin' on fast C5 G5 I'm glad we made it out alive C5 G5 Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh C5 G5 Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh D5 C5 Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh D5 C5 E5 A5 Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh C5 G5 I've an ex that's for sure C5 G5 I gave my youth to her D5 C5 I started late but so whut! D5 C5 E5 A5 Number of lovers is not how I judge C5 G5 Promise not to talk to much C5 G5 You made me promise we'll keep goin' dutch D5 C5 I only see you once a week D5 C5 E5 A5 But it's better than now or a kiss on the cheek C5 G5 So take me as I am C5 G5 I'm too tired to pretend D5 C5 And I'll take you as you are D5 C5 E5 A5 'cause I'm dyin' to know just how far......