(intro) Am Am G F Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got Am G F Not much of a girlfriend, I never seem to get a lot E Am Take a jumbo 'cross the water, like to see America E Dm G See the girls in California, I'm hoping it's going to come true Dm G But there's not a lot I can do Am G F Could we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear, mummy dear Am G F They got to have them in Texas, 'cause everyone's a millionaire E Am I'm a winner, I'm a sinner, do you want my autograph E Dm G I'm a looser, what a joker. I'm playing my jokes upon you Dm G While there's nothing better to do E Am Lalalalalalala Lalalalalalala E Am F Dm G Lalalalalalala Lalalala Lalalala nanana nanana nanana Am G F Don't you look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got Am G F Not much of a girlfriend, I never seem to get a lot E Am Take a jumbo 'cross the water, like to see America E Dm G See the girls in California, I'm hoping it's going to come true Dm G But there's not a lot I can do E Am Lalalalalalala Lalalalalalala E Am F Dm G Lalalalalalala Lalalalalalala nanana nanana nanana (solo) E Am F Dm G (vocalization) (1x) ( Am )