Blink 182 Happy holidays, you bastard Bass tab
From the Take off your pants and jacket
Track 4
Tabbed by Liam
Email: guitar_rocker_47@hotmail.com
Tuning: Standard

Riff 1
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-7-7-7-7-7-7--2-2-2-2-2-2---7-7-7-7-7-7--2-2-2-2-2-2-------------------|

Riff 2
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--4---4-4-4-4-4-4---4--4-4-4-4-4-4---7-7-7-7--2-2-2-2------------------|

Riff 3
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-7--7--7--7---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----|

G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---2-2-2-2-2-2----|

		         On the 2nd time you 
      						play it end on this
G|---------------------------------------------------------|-------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------|-------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------|-------------|
E|-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|-4-----------|

Order
Riff 1
Riff 2
Riff 3
Riff 1
Riff 2
Riff 3

Lyrics

(Riff 1)
It's Christmas eve and ive only wrapped two f****** presents
It's Christmas eve and ive only wrapped two f****** presents

(Riff 2)
And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts 
And I'll Never talk to you again...

(Riff 3)
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll Never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my c***
I'll Never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll Never talk to you again
I'll Never talk to you again

(Riff 1a)
It's Labour Day and my grandpa just ate 7 f****** hotdogs
It's Labour Day and my grandpa just ate 7 f****** hotdogs

(Riff 2a)
And he shit, shit, shit his pants he's always f****** shitin' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again...

(Riff 3a)
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll Never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my c***
I'll Never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll Never talk to you again
I'll Never talk to you again

Fun Song, have fun now wont you.

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