Key: D Tuning: Standard EADGBe Intro: D- - A- - D- - G-- x2 Verse 1: D5 A5 D5 G5 I went to a party last night D5 A5 G5 What sick things I saw D5 A5 Makeout sessions and D5 G5 bicycle messengers D5 A5 G5 Punks and art school dropouts Interlude: D5 - A5 - D5 - G- Verse 2: D5 A5 D5 G5 I ran into this guy I knew D5 A5 G5 But hadn't seen in years D5 A5 D5 We went into the neon G5 D5 A5 G5 kitchen and stole a couple beers Chorus 1: A5 B5 G5 He said his girl had dumped him D5 A5 G5 But there was another guy A5 B5 He said that he still G5 D5 A5 liked her All I could say was D5 A5 All I could say was D5 A5 All I could say was D5 A5 D5 G5 "Why why oh why oh why D5 A5 G5 Why is it always like this? D5 A5 Either you're too mean D5 G5 or you're too nice" D5 He said "I even A5 G5 cooked her breakfast" Post Chorus: Guitar Solo D--A--D--G-- x2 Verse 3: D5 A5 D5 G5 So we went into the living room D5 A5 G5 Someone was blasting Zeppelin D5 A5 It sounded good D5 G5 I felt ashamed D A G-- I knew every drum fill Verse 4: D5 A5 D5 G5 Anyway there she's sat D5 A5 G5 Totally kissing this guy D5 A5 They looked good I D5 G5 mean like in love D5 A5 G5 Then I remembered my friend Chorus 2: A5 He said "How B5 G5 could you do this?" D5 You said that you A5 G5 needed your space A5 He's wearing the B5 G5 shirt that I gave you" D5 A5 Then she said D5 A5 Then she said D5 A5 Then she said D5 A5 D5 G5 "Why why oh why oh why D5 A5 G5 Why are you always like this? D5 A5 If I'm having fun then D5 G5 it's breaking your heart D5 A5 Besides you said G5 I could have it" Outro: Guitar Solo D- - A- - D- - G- - D- - A- - D- - G-- D5 A5 G(hold) Then the cops showed up