So this is standard tuning EADGBe

He plays only 4 chords with a French twist: a form of A5 , G5 , F5 , and another G*.
Listen to song for strumming pattern. 


          A5          G5         F5          G5 *
e   | ------5----------3---------1----------x-- | 
B   | ------7----------5---------3----------x-- | 
G   | ------6----------4---------2----------x-- | 
D   | ------7----------5---------3----------3-- | 
A   | ------5----------3---------1----------3-- | 
E   | ------5----------3---------1----------3-- | 

INTRO: A5   G5   G5 * x2


VERSE 1
 A5
Talkin' about my new french girlfriend
           G5
we met yesterday her name's Renee
        F5                 A5
armpit hairs and black berets.
     G5              F5                    A5
she drinks her coffee on ambrettes
     G5          F5                          A5
she always looks like she's depressed
     G5          F5                                  A5            A5   G5   A5   G5   G5 *
she smokes before, during, and after sex yeah.

VERSE 2
Talkin' about my new french girlfriend
dresses like a mime likes cheese and wine and we share the same bra size.
And she made me grow a thin mustache
and now i look just like her dad
coincidentally his name is Renee too yeah


BRIDGE
       G5            F5                A5
And when we kiss nothin' but tongue
       G5            F5                A5
she hasn't showered in a month
       G5            F5                             A5            A5   G5   A5   G5   G5 *
and did i mention the bitch don't like to shower.

OUTRO: A5   G5   A5   F5   G5   A5

The chords just repeat with the verses. Hope this is good. Rate it well.