D5 G5 Woke up this morning, put on my slippers D5 A5 went to the kitchen and died D5 G5 And oh what a feeling when my soul went through the celing A5 D5 and on up in to heaven I did rise G5 D5 When I got there they did say John it happened this-a-way A5 you slipped upon the floor and hit your head D5 G5 D5 And all the angels say just before you passed away A5 D5 these are the very last words that you said G5 D5 Please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground A5 I'd rather have 'em cut me up and pass me all around D5 Throw my brains in a huricane G5 D5 The blind can have my eyes G5 D5 A5 D5 'deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size Give my stomach to Milwakee if they run out of beer Put my socks in a cedar box just get 'em out'a here Venus de milo can have my arms Look out! I've got your nose Sell my heart to the junk man And give my love to Rose CHORUS Give my feet to the foot-loose careless fancy free Give my knees to the needy don't 'cha pull that stuff on me Hand me down my walkin' cane, it's a sin to tell a lie Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass good-bye CHORUS