C5 C5 She don't like her eggs all runny, She thinks crossin' her legs is funny F5 C5 She looks down her nose at money, She gets it on like the Easter Bunny, G5 G5 C5 She's my baby, I'm her honey, I ain't never gonna let her go. C5 He ain't got laid in a month of sundays, C5 caught him once he was sniffing my undies F5 C5 He ain't too sharp but he gets things done, drinks his beer like its oxygen G5 G5 C5 He's my baby, and I'm his honey, Never gonna let him Go Chorus: C5 F5 C5 In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sittin' on a rainbow G5 C5 F5 Against all odds, Honey we're the big door prize, we?re gonna spite, our C5 G5 noses right off of our faces, There won't be nothing but big old hearts C5 dancing in our eyes. Instrumental break: C5 F5 C5 F5 C5 F5 C5 C5 G5 Rest of the song continues as normal: C5 C5 She thinks all my jokes are corny, Convict movies make her horny, F5 C5 She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs, swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs. G5 C5 She takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin', Never gonna let her go C5 He's got more balls than a big brass monkey, C5 He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie F5 C5 Sly as a fox, Crazy as a loon, Payday comes and he's a-howling at the moon, G5 C5 He's my baby, I don't mean maybe, Never gonna let him go Chorus x 2 and fade out.