capo 2nd fret  
 
G5              B5 
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON  
C5                G5 
LIVE BETWEEN HER KNEE'S 
C5                   G5                E5      A5        D5 
AND FROLICK IN THAT ALFULLNIS IN THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEEZE  
G5              B5          C5                 G5 
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WHEN HE FIRST TOOK THE PLUNG 
C5             G5                   E5         A5     D5 
MADE A SPLASH INSIDE HER GASH AND SWELLED UP LIKE A SPUNG 
G5              B5        C5                 G5 
LITTLE JACKY'S PECKER HE LOVED THAT RASCUL PUFF 
   C5                      G5 
HE FUCKED TILL HIS LITTLE HEAD GOT RED 
   E5       A5  D5 
HE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH  
G5               B5       C5             G5 
THEN ONE DAY IT HAPPENED PUFFY SPANG A LEAK 
    C5                 G5 
BUT DONT COMPLAIN YOU SLEEZY BICTH  
          E5      A5    D5 
HE'S BEEN IN YOUR BOX A WEEK 
G5              B5     C5                G5 
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON LIVE BETWEEN HER KNEES 
    C5               G5                 E5      A5       D5 
AND FROLICK IN THAT ALFULLNIST IN THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEEZE 
G5              B5         C5                   G5 
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WAS THROWN IN A GARBIGE CAN 
    C5               G5 
AND GOT RECICLED AS FIBER IN  
E5     D5     G5
KELOGS RASIN BRAND