Intro: G D D D7 G G Well I bet youre surprised to see me right now D I bet you didnt think that I would remember how Bet you thought I missed you cause the fields aint plowed D7 G And the weeds covered up the sign C Hey well aint it your birthday and why arent you smiling? G D I just drove 250 miles In the middle of the night D7 G On an empty tank, dodging deer along the way C On to central Virginia, Moonlight Byway G Brought to you by this small-town always D D7 G Thought I could come home to, oh but I guess I was wrong Why in the world are you blocking the doorway I wanna come inside and sing happy birthday Say hi to your momma, eat a piece of cake And tell your little brother dirty jokes I wanna like to everybody bout the star I am Big city life that Im livin All of the money that theyre trying to give me Just to sign a couple compact discs Hey hey well aint it your birthday, then why arent you smiling? I just drove 250 miles in the middle of the night, on an empty tank Dodging deer along the way On to central Virginia, moonlight byway Brought to you by a small-town always thought I could Come home to, oh but I guess I was wrong Is it one of those times when you think I should back down Just let it go instead of slamming my foot down Bow my head at the feet of the Queen, instead of taking out a prison guard Keeping inside all the things that Im feeling Never leading anybody into believing, my attitude and I are making a deal And Im trying to better myself Hey hey well aint it your birthday, then why arent you smiling? I just drove 250 miles in the middle of the night, on an empty tank Dodging deer along the way On to central Virginia, moonlight byway Brought to you by a small-town always thought I could Come home to, oh but I guess I was wrong