Tune down ? step ( D5 ) I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks I heard he's gotta Prius cuz he's into bein' green My ( G5 ) buddy said he saw y'all eatin' that Sushi stuff ( D5 ) Baby that don't sound like you That don't sound like love It ( A5 ) sounds like it sucks He can't even bait a ( G5 ) hook He can't even skin a ( D5 ) buck He don't know who Jack ( A5 ) Daniels is Ain't ever drove a ( D5 ) truck Knows how to throw out a ( G5 ) line But not the kind in a Field and Stream ( D5 ) book No darling I ain't even ( A5 ) worried You'll come runnin' back He can't even bait a ( D5 ) hook ( G5 ) Has he ( D5 ) kissed you in a hay field As the summer rain falls down? Has he took you to meet his Mama Back in his hometown? Does he ( G5 ) drive the interstate, or does he take them ole back roads? Can he ( D5 ) melt your heart with a country song Every good ole boy should know? I ( A5 ) didn't think so Chorus ( G5 ) It won't be that long 'til You ( D5 ) start gettin' bored I'll be ( A5 ) smilin' on the river Reelin' in one more Chorus No baby I ain't even ( A5 ) worried He can't even bait a ( D5 ) hook ( D5 - G5 - D5 - G5 - D5 )