This is pretty close.some minor changes maybe in the future. C Dm F We were three little girls from school C F C G One was pretty, one was smart and one was a borderline fool C Dm F Well she's still good lookin', that woman hasn't slipped a bit C F C G The smart one used her head, she made her fortune and me, I cross the border every chance I get C F We were the girls of the 50's, la-la, la-la F Stoned rock and rollers in the 60's C Am F And more than our names got changed as the 70's slipped on by G C Now we're 80's ladies, There ain't been much these ladies ain't tried C Dm F We've been educated, We got liberated and had complicating matters with men C F C C G Oh, we've said "I do" and we've signed "I don't" and we've sworn we'd never do that again C Dm F Oh, we burned our bras, and we burned our dinners and we burned our candles at both ends C F C G And we've had some children who look just like the way we did back then Bridge: Am-G F Am-G Oh, but we're all grown up now, All grown up, F GT None of us could tell you quite how Chorus C A- my name is Alice Am7 I'm gonna marry Artie F We're gonna sell apples G And live in Arkansas C B- my name is Betty Am7 I'm gonna marry Bobby F We're gonna sell beans G And live in Brazil C C- my name is Connie Am7 I'm gonna marry Charlie F We're gonna sell cars G And live in California