Tabbed 5/4/05 Not 100% positive on this, so corrections most definitely welcome. NOTE: Chords in parentheses are ones you don't have to use, but I think those base notes are played in those spots. Can't be certain. Sounds good without them , too. INTRO: G5 (piano part) G5 C5 G5 G5 (2x) G5 Well mamma was exhausted after she had me ( G5 ) G5 Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me C5 Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head G5 ( G5 ) G5 Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said D5 "This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell G5 / Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L" G5 C5 G5 By the second grade I was five foot two ( G5 ) G5 Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe C5 Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall G5 ( G5 ) G5 And the coaches had me playin' high school football D5 Uncle Roy said "Boy you'll make the NFL G/ Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L" C5 Double X-L, double X-L G5 Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell C5 Double X-L, double X-L D5 (let ring) I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held G5 / Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L INTRO G5 Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida ( G5 ) G5 Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California C5 A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold G5 ( G5 ) G5 They want a real man with meat on his bones D5 I'll yank their yankees, ring their southern bells G5 / They say "oooh brrrr we love a double X-L" CHORUS Kkick ass guitar solo (VERSE chords, but don't stop on last G5 ) CHORUS D5 Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself G5 (let ring) Why all the girls love a double X-L G5 / Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L INTRO Triple X-L, too