A Well now early one day I was on my way D To my favorite fishin' hole E I was thinking I could sure use another bottle of booze A My baits a' runnin a little low A Man a box of 12 gauge would be all the rage D I'm all liquored up and I'm feelin' good E Well just down the road there was a place called Bubba's A Man, he's got the goods A And the sign said beer, bait, and ammo, yeah D They got everything in between E Yeah they got anything any old beer drinkin' A Hell-raisin, bonified redneck needs A They got your fishin' hooks they got your dirty books D They got your rebel flag on the wall E Sign said beer, bait, and ammo, yeah A You ask me they got it all Well now when I walked in I can't even begin To describe just what I smelled Lord was it the catfish bait or something Bubba had ate Was it those pickled eggs on the shelf Yeah, with a toothless grin he said boy step right on in Make yourself right at home, I said no, no, no thank you man With a 12 pack of cans and I'll be good to go And the sign said Chorus Chorus