G5 She showed up at my house at half past nine C5 With a low cut dress and a bottle of wine D5 G5 She said this'd be a night you won't forget She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood C5 I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes D5 G5 She pulled out that red headed stranger, I stood up and said' (Chorus) C5 G5 Don't touch my Willie, I don't know you that well D5 G5 Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones hell or'anybody else C5 G5 I don't know what you heard I ain't that kinda' guy C5 D5 G5 Yeah so don't touch my Willie, we'll get along just fine' G5 She said she never met a man like me in her life C5 Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night D5 G5 I said it's nothin' personal don't take it so hard I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone C5 There's a lot of other records that you can choose from D5 G5 So let me make myself clear before you go to far' (repeat Chorus) (solo) (repeat Chorus) C5 G5 Don't touch my Willie, I don't know you that well D5 G5 Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones hell or'anybody else C5 G5 I don't know what you heard I ain't that kinda' guy C5 D5 G5 Yeah so don't touch my Willie, we'll get along just fine' C5 D5 G5 Keep your hands off my Willie, we'll get along just fine'