G5 It was long ago D5 seems like a dream E5 the day I sucked the air C5 from a bottle of whipped cream G5 and I got real high D5 E5 and things got real slow and I started talking like this C5 whats going on? I don't know G5 D5 and then I sold my car For a greatful dead ticket E5 and my dad yelled at me C5 and he grounded me G5 and he said I was a dick It was the worst day of my life D5 and ill never forget it E5 but the very next day C5 I was doing bong hits in the back of my friends chevete G5 D5 so don't tell me we're winning the war on drugs E5 C5 cause drugs are like a big old can of Raid and you're all little bugs G5 D5 and don't tell me to not get high E5 C5 cause im as low as i can get without kissing your ass and blowing you at the same time CHORUS: G5 D5 man don't tell me about love and peace E5 C5 G5 when one of the Jones' has a hand gun pointing at me D5 dont tell me to "Just say no" E5 C5 am an addict, I say no to let me go G5 D5 whatever happened to sex drugs and rock and roll? E5 C5 G5 now we just have aids, crack and techno G5 G5 C5 C5 G5 so they busted me! I said I say, fuck them up for selling dope E5 and i went to jail and I wasn't forgiven C5 like that little fucker who shot the pope and said G5 I have the right to remain silent D5 but they couldn't explain E5 how i didn't exist no I wasnt violent C5 cause all i ever wanted is the right to remain G5 D5 and then they questioned me, yeah they asked me why? E5 and I said I don't think I should be shot for selling pot C5 this is my little way of saying... G5 D5 high, and now my record is all fucked up and im not allowed to vote E5 and two times a week they make me piss in a cup C5 but what i wanna do is piss down their throats [chorus] G5 D5 man don't tell me about love and peace E5 C5 G5 when one of the Jones' has a hand gun pointing at me D5 dont tell me to just say no E5 C5 im an addict, I say no to let me go G5 D5 whatever happened to sex drugs and rock and roll? E5 C5 G5 now we just have aids, crack and techno.