Capo 1 
 
Intro Chords: 
D  G  A  twice 
 
  D                  G                    A  
I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver 
        D                         G                 D 
Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her 
B                         G 
There was the girl on the social page 
A                   D 
Lookin' in love and all engaged 
G                                     A 
We decided she don't take a very good picture 
 
Chorus 1: 
   G         A        D 
It may be my family's redneck nature 
        G             A           D 
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior 
   G          A            D 
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger 
    G                A 
But I don't like her 
    G         A         D 
She may be an angel who spends all winter 
G            A        D 
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner 
  G       A     D 
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner 
    G 
But I really hate her 
     A                 D  
I'll think of a reason later 
 
 
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker 
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target 
I couldn't be happier on my own 
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone 
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it 
 
Chorus 1 
 
Chorus 2: 
Inside her head may lay all the answers 
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer 
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer 
But I really hate her 
I'll think of a reason later 
 
(Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth 
Did I mention I don't particularly care for her? 
She makes me sick...