INTRO: Eb5 B5 C#5 Ab5 Eb5 B5 C#5 Ab5 G5 F#5 X4 D5 Eb5 I heard a tree. E5 F5 It was talking to me. F5 Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5 Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5 It said "You are an asshole." D5 Eb5 A honey bee E5 F5 Went buzzing by me. F5 Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5 Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5 It said "You're such an asshole." Eb5 I've experienced such strange phenomena F5 since I left my sweet Marie. Eb5 I left her to see the world F5 now the whole world is mad at me! D5 Eb5 I caught a fish. E5 F5 The fish was pissed F5 Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5 Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5 "I been caught by an asshole!" D5 Eb5 A threw it back E5 F5 and a seagull crapped F5 Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5 Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5 "For you are an asshole!" Eb5 I've experienced such weird phenomena F5 since I left you my Marie Eb5 I walked away from your sweet sweet love F5 now the whole world is through with me BRIDGE: Eb5 B5 C#5 Ab5 Ab5 Eb5 B5 C#5 Ab5 G5 F#5 X2 () SOLO: Eb5 D5 E5 F5 Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5 Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5 X2 Eb5 I've experienced such odd phenomena F5 since you left me my Marie Eb5 The whole world can call me what it wants F5 if you just come back to me D5 Eb5 My Marie! E5 F5 I need you sweet Marie: D5 Eb5 You're still an asshole E5 F5 I'm on my knees, my Marie: D5 Eb5 You're still an asshole end: Eb5 B5 C#5 Ab5 chord by Damiano Fassari