Tuning: Standard Verse Progression: F5 - F5 - C5 - C5 - A5 - F5 - F5 - G5 Bridge-Thing Progression: G5 - G5 F5 F5 C5 - C5 - A5 I'm glad to see you've got religion F5 F5 G5 I'm glad to see you've gone to god F5 F5 C5 C5 A5 I'm glad to see you've straightened all your lines F5 F5 G5 And you've evened out your odds I'm glad to hear you say you're happy I'm glad to hear you say it's good I'm glad to hear you say you're finally undoing All the things they know we should G (Keep strumming) Me I'm still in trouble sorry sick and sad G7 (Same thing) Me I'm still in trouble But that's alright cuz I'm Glad to see you've gotten careful About the things you eat and drink I'm glad to see you gotten choosy About the things you do and think I'm glad to see you're getting so adept At all your mystic magic tricks I'm glad to see you're standing on your head and you're chopping with your sticks I'm glad to know your psychic power is being put to proper use I'm glad to know you don't discharge a drop Of your procreative juice Me I'm still in trouble Sorry sick and sad Me i'm still in trouble But that's alright cuz I'm Glad to know you don't get raunchy I'm glad to know things are at hand I'm glad to know you have decided This will be your last life's stand