C5 G5 A5 They got drunk last night C5 G5 A5 Had a knockdown, drag-out fight D5 G5 She was determined and he saw it his way D5 G5 He threw a tantrum and she threw an ashtray C5 G5 A5 A5 D5 They got drunk last night How's this for a "How do you do?" He's unfaithful, she's untrue They're their own masters and they're their own bosses They reserve the right to employ double crosses How's this for a fine "How do you do?" You'd need a chair and a whip To control their relationship Once they were lovers and practically best friends Now he's into bondage and she's into revenge You would need a chair and a whip And if one of them should die I suppose that the other would cry There would be tears of sorrow and great grief Or else there would be tears of release and relief If one of them should die