...I'M BORED... by Bonzo Dog Doodah Band ---------------......................... *from 'Gorilla' (1967)* *CAPO 3rd FRET* (Original Key: Eb) Intro: Eb7, G7, C Verse 1: C G7 C C7 At the local dance, whilst posing by the door, F C A lady begged; "Would I come on the floor?" F Cdim A-bove the band, my voice was heard, C Am D7 G7 C Quite suddenly, it had occurred, to me...I'm bored! Chorus 1: F I'm bored, with everything I touch and see, C C7 I'm bored, with expo-ses of LSD. F I'm bored with Frank Sinatra's new LP, D7 (n.C) G7 C And so I roar...(shoo-be-do-be-do); I'm bored. Interlude: C Verse 2: C G7 C C7 Drinking different coloured wines or beers, (chug-a-lug-chug-a-lug), F C (n.C) Just quite frankly leaves me bored to, tears for souvenirs... F Cdim And quite apart from what one hears, C Am D7 G7 C I've been like this for years and years, you see?...en-nui. Chorus 2: F I'm bored, with Mother Nature or her son, C C7 I'm bored, with every-thing that should be done. F And so, I just poke out my big red tongue and... D7 (n.C) G7 C (*Raspberry*)...I'm bored. Bridge 1: C I'm tired of art! (Drawing bored), Sex is a drag! (In a boreding house, I daresay). Awk! Australians bore me! (You mean the A-bore-iginals, don't you?) (n.C) I'm bored to death! (Like mortar bored!) Break: (n.C) I am bored, I am bored... (Repeat many times, in a Round) (n.C) This is boredom you can afford from Cyril Bored. Interlude: C Verse 3: C G7 C C7 I hate each Julie Andrews film they've made, F C I'm just a nasty, narrow-minded jade. F Cdim Don't think that I will smile at it; C Am D7 (n.C) G7 C I'm not a weak-willed hypocrite, I'll say... I'm bored! Chorus 3: F I'm bored, with with-it men in spotty ties, C C7 Who hum, (Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm), tiresome tunes like Edelweiss. F D7 (n.C) G7 C I'm bored, and when I hear it in a trice, I shout; I'm bored! Coda: D7 G7 The only thing that ever interests me... C Is ME! (Me! Me! Me! Me!)... (Repeat 'me's' to Fade) CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- Eb7 G7 C C7 F Cdim Am D7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x68686 323000 032010 x32310 133211 xx1212 x02210 xx0212 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2007 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)