CHORUS 
It's ( G5 ) time to take my ( C5 ) drunk ass ( G5 ) home
I drank all the whiskey And my ( D5 ) money's all ( D5 ) gone 
Hit on ( G5 ) all the girls Sang ( C5 ) every ( G5 ) song
It's time to take my ( D5 ) drunk ass ( G5 ) home 

Well, I ( D5 ) worked all week so ( C5 ) I could come ( G5 ) here 
Have a good time and an ice cold ( D5 ) beer 
But one turned to ten and ( C5 ) ten turned to ( G5 ) twenty 
And twenty plus and empty bottle's ( D5 ) too damn many 

Repeat Chorus 

Well it seems that I've misplaced my shirt 
I can't find my keys for all this parking lot dirt 
My fall back plan has done got sad 
Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad 

Repeat Chorus 

( C5 ) I sucker punched my best friend 
And the ( G5 ) bouncer head locked me, onstage with the band ( A5 ) 
I look like hell I feel like s**t ( D5 ) 
I think it's time I ( E5 ) call it quits 

Key Change 
It's ( A5 ) time to take my ( D5 ) drunk ass ( A5 ) home 
I drank all the whiskey And my ( E5 ) money's all ( E5 ) gone 
Hit on ( A5 ) all the girls Sang ( D5 ) every ( A5 ) song 
It's time to take my ( E5 ) drunk ass ( A5 ) home 
It's ( A5 ) time to take my ( D5 ) drunk ass ( A5 ) home 
I twisted up my ankle Can't ( E5 ) find my cell ( E5 ) phone 
Yeah my ( A5 ) lip's all busted And my ( D5 ) buzz is ( A5 ) gone 
It's time to take my ( E5 ) drunk ass ( A5 ) home
If ( A5 ) ya'll agree Then ( D5 ) sing along
 It's ( A5 ) time to take my ( E5 ) drunk ass ( D5 ) home ( E5 ) ( A5 )