A5 Well, who wipes me off when I get gravy on my shirt A5 E5 And who knows exactly where to kiss me when I hurt A5 A5 D5 And who?d make love with me on satin sheets or in the dirt A5 E5 A5 You babe, you're my bestest friend Who take me home when I get too drunk to dance And who bravely puts up with my uncles and my aunts And who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip your pants You babe, you're my bestest friend D5 A5 And who comes down and bails me out when I get in a jam D5 A5 E5 And helps me tell the police where I live and who I am A5 A5 D5 And who rubs my back when no one else could give a damn A5 E5 A5 You babe, you're my bestest friend Solo Chorus 2: And who can be as gentle as a sparrow in my hand Meaner than a junk yard dog when she's fightin for her man And who's the only one I'll ever love and understand You babe, you're my bestest friend Talkin bout you babe, you're my bestest friend