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1. So you've finally named the day when wedding-bells will chime,
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    I was sorry to hear you say, you're gonna be his not mine.
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    Do you think you will be happy, giving up your friends
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    for your semi-detached suburban Mr. James ?
 

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2. So you've  finally got your man, I hope you won't regret it,
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    he can't love you the way I can, so please don't you forget it.
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    So you think you will be happy, buttering the toast.
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    I'm your semi-detached suburban Mr. Mouse.
 

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    I can see in the morning time, washing clean, the weather' s fine,
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    hanging things upon the line, and as your love slips away, hey, hey.
 

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3. So you've finally named the day when wedding-bells will chime,
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    I was sorry to hear you say, you're gonna be his not mine.
       Am                      F          D             G
    So you think you will be happy, taking doggie for a walk
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    with your semi-detached suburban Mr. (James),
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     semi-detached suburban Mr. (James)
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     semi-detached suburban Mr. James.
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    So you've finally named the day...  (rep. and fade)