D
I never claimed to know everything 
G                 D
I ain't got no Ph-D 
    G                   D
But boys listen up when it comes to love 
        E7                        A7
You can learn a thing or two from me 
D
I'm no expert on makin' love work 
  G                       D
I really can't tell you a lot 
     G                                  D
Well I don't know how to keep a woman around 
      E7               A7      D
But I sure know how to run one off 
            G                        D
        So listen to my words of no wisdom 
                    G                        D
        There's no secret to my lack of success 
         G                  D                      E7
        Once she draws the line just cross it one time 
         G                  A7      D
        That's the way you make an ex 
  D
I never could spell misery to well 
    G                     D
But I know it ends with a Y 
G                   D
Why did I do what I did when I knew 
      E7                              A7
She'd get her half and half of what's mine 
D
Takes more than luck to really mess up 
G                        D
It don't just hapen this way 
   G                  D
It took sacrifice and all my exwives 
   E7             A7   D
To get me where I am today 
            G                        D
        So listen to my words of no wisdom 
                    G                        D
        There's no secret to my lack of success 
         G                  D                      E7
        Once she draws the line just cross it one time 
         G                  A7      D
        That's the way you make an ex 
         G                  D                      E7
         Once she draws the line just cross it one time 
         G                  A7      D
        That's the way you make an ex 
         G                  A7      D
        That's the way you make an ex 
         G                  A7      D
        That's the way you make an ex