D5
I never claimed to know everything 
G5                 D5
I ain't got no Ph-D 
    G5                   D5
But boys listen up when it comes to love 
        E5                        A5
You can learn a thing or two from me 
D5
I'm no expert on makin' love work 
  G5                       D5
I really can't tell you a lot 
     G5                                  D5
Well I don't know how to keep a woman around 
      E5               A5      D5
But I sure know how to run one off 
            G5                        D5
        So listen to my words of no wisdom 
                    G5                        D5
        There's no secret to my lack of success 
         G5                  D5                      E5
        Once she draws the line just cross it one time 
         G5                  A5      D5
        That's the way you make an ex 
  D5
I never could spell misery to well 
    G5                     D5
But I know it ends with a Y 
G5                   D5
Why did I do what I did when I knew 
      E5                              A5
She'd get her half and half of what's mine 
D5
Takes more than luck to really mess up 
G5                        D5
It don't just hapen this way 
   G5                  D5
It took sacrifice and all my exwives 
   E5             A5   D5
To get me where I am today 
            G5                        D5
        So listen to my words of no wisdom 
                    G5                        D5
        There's no secret to my lack of success 
         G5                  D5                      E5
        Once she draws the line just cross it one time 
         G5                  A5      D5
        That's the way you make an ex 
         G5                  D5                      E5
         Once she draws the line just cross it one time 
         G5                  A5      D5
        That's the way you make an ex 
         G5                  A5      D5
        That's the way you make an ex 
         G5                  A5      D5
        That's the way you make an ex