Intro C5 C5 F5 What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine? C5 G5 What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine? C5 F5 C5 I learned to pick on anyone who aint like me F5 C5 I learned to kick and spit and punch F5 C5 I learned to be proud of my history F5 C5 And those founding fathers were white like me C5 And thats what I learned in school today G5 C5 Thats what I learned in school What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine? What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine? I learned you need permission to walk to the halls I learned how to smoke in the bathroom stalls I learned how to dress older than my age So I can date outside my grade And thats what I learned in school today Thats what I learned in school What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine? What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine? I learned that the army is really cool from teachers and textbooks and recruiters at school How I can be all I can be, and bring some heathens some democracy And thats what I learned in school today Thats what I learned in school What did you learn in school today, dear little tranny of mine? What did you learn in school today, dear little tranny of mine? I learned that I need to fit into some box That girls have and boys have I learned that I shouldn?t live outside my role Or I?ll get smacked and tied to a pole And thats what I learned in school today Thats what I learned in school What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine? What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine? I learned I shouldnt always speak my mind I learned to shut up and stand in line I learned the virtue of sitting still I learned the virtue of taking pills And thats what I learned in school today Thats what I learned in school