----(capo 1st fret)----- 
 
 
Intro - G5 - C5 - G5 - C5 
 
 
(verse 1) 
G5 
Well I hear there's a place somewhere down south, 
                                            ( C5 - G5 ) 
Where ya don't need a hook to catch a small mouth, 
G5 
No rod, no reel, no bait, no doubt, 
             (no        chords)                 - G5 - C5 
Just whistle from the bank and they all walk out, 
 
(verse 2) 
G5 
They say there's a town not far from here, 
C5   G5 
You can trade your debt for cash and beer, 
C5 G5 
No   boss, no rent, no sweat, no cares, 
C5 G5 
      Where everybod is a millionare, 
 
(chorus) 
         C5         D5     G5 
If there ain't there oughta be, 
      C5         D5      G5      E5 
Just think of the endless, possiblities, 
             C5         D5  
A place where everyday's Friday night, 
G5               E5                   C5 
With your arms wrapped up tight, round me, 
         E5            D5    C5 - G5 - C5 
If there ain't, there oughta be, 
 
(verse 3) 

And I hear there's a book that you can buy that'll, 

Paraphrase the meanin of life, 

What's love, why me, where's God, how high, 

Word for word why Women cry, 
 
(chorus) 
         C5         D5     G5 
If there ain't there oughta be, 
      C5         D5      G5      E5 
Just think of the endless, possiblities, 
             C5         D5  
A place where everyday's Friday night, 
G5               E5                   C5 
With your arms wrapped up tight, round me, 
         E5            D5    C5  
If there ain't, there oughta be, 
 
(bridge) 
C5 
A place for me to make my dreams come true, 
G5 
I wish, I wish on a star will do, 
F5 
A full of flesh fool proof gaurantee, 
  D5                          G5 
If there ain't there oughta be, 
 
(lead chords - 
G5 - E5 - F5 - D5 ) 
 
 
(chorus) 
         C5         D5     G5 
If there ain't there oughta be, 
      C5         D5      G5      E5 
Just think of the endless, possiblities, 
             C5         D5  
A place where everyday's Friday night, 
G5               E5                   C5 
With your arms wrapped up tight, round me, 
         E5            D5    C5  
If there ain't, there oughta be, 
              E5            D5    C5 
Well if there ain't there oughta be, 
 
(outro - 
G5 - C5 - 2xs)