G C G D G x 2 G He self-medicates with a SunDrop soda D G A pack of Pall Malls and a shot of 90 proof He's never gonna to face it C As long as he stays G D Just one hangover ahead of the truth G He combs each hair one ear to the other D G Party's like he's twenty, but he's fightin' fortytwo He'll never have to face it C As long as he stays G D Just one hangover ahead of the truth G Heaven help him C9 Someone left him G Bless his heart D It's broke in two G Lord, have mercy C9 It can't get worse G D G He's one hangover ahead of the truth G He wears Brut fabrege like a cold coat of armour D G Nobody ever told him that a little dab'll do He's got a nugget on a chain C Used to be his wedding ring G He's actin' like a player D G But he's lookin' like a fool G Heaven help him C9 Someone left him G Bless his heart D It's broke in two G Lord, have mercy C9 It can't get worse G D G He's one hangover ahead of the truth D He bought chrome-mag wheels For his woodpanel Pacer C9 Some stovepipe Lee Jeans G And rattlesnake boots D A tent and a can And a vibratin' pager N.C. (Spoken) Never underestimate the power of denial G Heaven help him C9 Someone left him G Bless his heart D It's broke in two G Lord, have mercy C9 It can't get worse G D G He's one hangover ahead of the truth G Heaven help him C9 Someone left him G Bless his heart D It's broke in two G Lord, have mercy C9 It can't get worse G D G He's one hangover ahead of the truth