Hey guys
I couldn't find the guitar chords for this anywhere on the internet so I've tried to 
a youtube piano tutorial I've found. I've only been playing two weeks so it's probably 
wrong. Feel free to rewrite it because I'm sure someone else can do better.

Dm
High School party, senior year

F
Boys and girls are all sippin’ on beer

C
I like soda, where’s the soda


Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda

Dm
I see you from across the crowd

                F
I said the party is bumpin’ and the music is loud

C                                      Dm
You’re really drunk and you’re looking sad


It’s like a date rape ad


F
Girl, then we start to dance and

C
Girl, baby this is romance

Dm                                 C
Girl, I’m starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants

F
Girl, you’re bodies like what

C
conjunction junction, that’s a fine ass but

Dm                                             C
I’m like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin’ ‘til you get to the nut

And I said

       F                        C
Let’s rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block

       Dm                       C
Either way girl, we’re taking a walk(wok)…nothing?

F
You’re going to love me the way my uncle did

C
Except you’re not gonna to go to court for doin’ it


F                      C
Be a guillotine or my girl instead

       Dm                    C
Either way, you’re giving me head

F
I’m gonna love you the right way

C
Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say


Dm
Girl

           C
When I say girl

Dm                    F
We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter

C
Why’s it called dry humping if I always need a towel after

Dm                                F
You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed

C
Even though you’re yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed

Dm
We’re both aware of my erection

F
You ask if I have protection

C
I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby 
walked in I had to hide
them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit


F
Girl

C
Girl


Dm
Insert a euphemism


A sexy mental prism

F
Increase my pelvic rhythm


For you with my syllogism

C
I know your body and I know how to please ya


Don’t thank me, thank wikipedia

Dm
Guys don’t go down, well I am

F                                                   C
What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram

Dm
Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess

C
Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad


Dm
High school party, senior year

F
None of that happened cause I wasn’t invited…hm