Transcribed by Justin Watson, mentalman@bigpond.com Any comments, correspondence, criticisms or corrections welcome. E E A E E E A E E Of all the theatre critics A E Dorothy was the worst E She could be most sarcastic A E And cruel and perverse E A B If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine CHORUS E A B E A B Dorothy Parker's hair was dark and listless E B Just like my hippy brother Chris's If she was pessimistic She was the humorist kind She wrote sad short stories With the funniest lines If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine Repeat CHORUS E A B E Laa la la la la A B E Laa la la la la Up in the old Algonquin Talking verse and in rhyme Drinking around the table Every lunch time If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine Repeat CHORUS x 2 E A B E Laa la la la la A B E Laa la la la la