***Capo 3rd fret*** A7- x02020 could play Am as Am7 too x02010. Can't quite tell what it's suppose to be. intro: E5 verse E5 Stitch up the nets but the patch won't stay As the nail beds rest in the calico hay A5 A5 E5 The Fiji Mermaid dressed in macrame's Wading road in the fork and a bend In the spoon tern cut short as a shadow at noon A5 A5 Melting like wax as that once full moons E5 Now waning ersatz acts an insufferable bore Sharp Shots dull as a harlequins sword A5 A5 When doing as you please doesn't please you anymore interlude: C5 G5 C5 A5 A5 C5 G5 C5 E5 verse E5 Stick of the match as the paraffin show Drop a nickel to watch the asparagus grow A5 A5 The stone in what shell? E5 You sure like to know now don't you? A loom in the heir as the medicine came To the nest of the mare of the mystery claims A5 A5 But you'll miss having someone to blame E5 For your sadness, now won't you? Well maybe there'll be a bakery hiring A5 A5 We'll knead a little dough to get by interlude: C5 G5 C5 A5 A5 x2 verse C5 E5 Did you come knocking on my door Or did I come to yours? C5 E5 Whose ship came washed up on whose shore? And from what ocean floor?