Chorus: G5 C5 Washing off last night's fake blood From an even faker cut G5 Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin' C5 All over everything I own F5 G5 C5 Verse: C5 Merry Christmas, Hare Krishnas F5 Don't you wish you had it as good as I do G5 Nothing new to report from the floor of the airport, oh oh oh C5 They took my baby; they took it from me F5 That's the worst thing you could have done to yourselves G5 Now I'm out for black magic revenge on all of your friends There's a pet death comin' Chorus: Washing off last night's fake blood From an even faker cut Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin' All over everything I own Verse: C5 Diamond death, there's nothing left for you and me F5 But a paper cut down from a family tree G5 Its leaves changing; now everything's gonna change Chorus: Washing off last night's fake blood From an even faker cut Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin' All over everything I own C5 Take my shrunken head from your shelf A5 Witch doctor with your potions and spells F5 You're just another evil girl I will have to forget G5 It's such a fantasy with her, I don't have to pretend C5 That this isn't happening to me again A5 Don't look here when you lose all your friends F5 Yeah, you can disrobe, take off all of your clothes G5 Look at you now, you're the one who's exposed