D5 B5 I'm dating a mermaid, but we can't make love D5 B5 Cause she don't got a vagina, although it smells like she does A5 G5 D5 I just wanna make love to my mermaid A5 G5 D5 I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay D5 B5 D5 B5 D5 B5 The other day my mermaid said: "Does my bum look big in this?" D5 B5 I said: "Of course it doesn't, honey pie, sugar pie, sweetie pie, you don't have a bum , you're half fish." A5 G5 D5 I just wanna make love to my mermaid A5 G5 D5 I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay A5 G5 D5 4x (over the sax solo)