I recommend playing capo on first fret. 

"->" means slide to.

Intro, play first 4 chords twice.


C#        Bbm            F#                  Ab
I used to get upset over giant papercuts and math equations
C#             Bbm            F#                                 Ab
Nothing stuck in my craw more than dog fights and shopping malls and tax evasion
C#        Bbm                  F#             Ab
and sexist tabloid culture and branjalina and papperazi
C#        Bbm            F#                  Ab
and proposition 8 and discrimination and neo-nazis




Ab -> F#            F#m                  C#         Ab full
Buuut anymore these things don't seem to bother meeeee
F#            F#m                  C#        Ab full
Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T
F#                               F#m                C#  ->>>   Ab full
He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right
F#                          Ab full
and I pity the fool who disagrees.



C#  Bbm   F#   Ab



C#          Bbm                 F#                       Ab
I disliked gwen stifani for her weird ass voice and that stupid hair of hers 
C#               Bbm             F#                  Ab
And it felt like J. K. Rowling conspired to kill off all my favourite characters 
C#         Bbm               F#            Ab
I disliked all the people I had to ride on the commuter bus
C#        Bbm                F#                           Ab
If nancy grace and I were to meet I would have kicked her in the uterus



Ab -> F#            F#m          C#         Ab full
But my attitude has had a total overhaul
F#              F#m       C#              Ab full
Since mr t told me how to forgive them all
F#                              F#m                         C#  ->>>   Ab full
He said let the nay sayers nay, I don't care what they say, it's all jibber jabber anyway
F#                             Ab full
And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme




*weird solo*


C#         Bbm              F#                   Ab
he said I must go on, gotta help more kids gotta spread my knowledge
C#        Bbm                     F#           Ab
I said T please don't go he said, hold it kid, you're old and you're in college
C#          Bbm                  F#                          Ab
he said you know all that I know I can't teach you nothing I swear it's true
C#         Bbm                    F#                              Ab
go out and live your life because there's so much goodness in the world for you



Ab -> F#                 F#m                 C#        Ab full
You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees
F#                     F#m          C#              Ab full
And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese
F#                           F#m                      C#  ->>>   Ab full
and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story,
F#                             Ab full
And I pity the fool who mess with T.


Whatchoo talkin' about foo?! I don't remember none o' that.